Just in case, like me, you just open without a care in the world, now you know it’s spine suicide. You’ve been killing books your whole life and the authorities are closing in on you. However, no one will hold it against you if ¬†you don’t spend 10 whole minutes opening the damned thing and just read the bloody book. As they say, f*ck it.

How to Open a New Book….by those who’ve had the time to research