I know I didn’t post this in time for it to be useful for your Saturday afternoon bookstore visit, but thought I’d post this just in time for your Saturday night out! Some of these are bound to work at a bar. If you’re not married by the end of the weekend, then you’re definitely not saying it right.
Pick-up lines for bookworms
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shelf life 
“While you’re turning these pages, mind if I lick your fingers?”
That’s rather creepy. Haha
True man, too creepy. Haha
LOL! I love the one about James Michener novels.
I’ve never read a James Michener novel…care to elaborate?
They’re usually really, really thick and heavy — some are even over 1,000 pages.
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